Hidi wakes up yawning, Nichole falls of the bunk, the girls all laugh.
Nichole: Shut up!
Nichole( confesional): my day started out majorly crapy when i felled out of bed, but when iz grt inta tha bafhrum........., i just don know how ima make et through da rezt of da season!
Nichole screaming
Lily: is everything ok in here i thought i heard a dieing pig!
Nichole: *crying* tha tannin' bed ist brokin'!
Torrie is doing Stephs make up, Steph looks in a mirrior, drops it stands up from the stool she had been sitting on and slaps Torrie in the face, because Torrie made her look like shanaynay.
Steph: im calling my daddy, and he isn't affraid to sue a 16 year old!
Torrie: What? don't you like the third eyebrow?!?! (the door slams) see ya!
Shay: that gurl iz surriousley mezzed up.
Brody is looking through a hole in the wall that leads to the girls shower room.
Jarmone: What are you doing?
Brody: Take a look.
Jarmone: did you make this?
Brody: yep
Jarmone: is that Hidi?
Brody: you Bet!
Jarmone nice!
Chris (loudspeaker): Can all house guests please make your way to the back yard.
Natalie: An other challange?!?!?!
Greatchine: Great Come on guys we should be happy we are still in the game!
Natalie(confessional): i'm not sure whats wrong with Greatchine, she looks so ******* depressed but shes always so god **** happy!
Chef: Hello house guests,
Torrie: like OMG! is this a chubby bunny contest, because ever scince i watched shane dawson do it i have become so pro!
Natalie: Obvolisly not genius! chef has a plate of sour candies not marshmellows!
Hidi: well maybe she thought we would be playing with sour candy instead
Natalie: was i talking to you?
Hidi: well no, but i
Natalie: thats what i thought!
Ugzferd: ughigo lkervinmoum
Hidi(confessional): i just want everyone to get along!
Chef: setel down magets! this challange is, infact, a sour candy eating compition, each round you must put one sour candy in your mouth, whiel keeping a calm face and your mouth closed. Everyone grab your first sour candy.
Lily: I don't think i can do this!
Buckley: don't worry i know what to do...
Lilys face turns red, her eyes start to water, Buckley quickly grabs her, and pulls her into him and kisses her.
Lily: uh....did.....you.....uh......just..i mean.....what? wait wheres my candy?....oh!
Buckley winks at her
brody: Oh i want in on this action!
Lily: screw off you littel creep!
Chef: ech hem
Lily: uh.... hi?
Chef: i could have swore you hade a sour watermellon flavour candy in your mouth, and you Buckley, let me see those pearly whites! (Buckley spits out 2 candies and gives them to Chef)
Chef: Alright now on to round 8, wiith only 3 people left this should be easy, so instead of you adding one sour candy you must add eight!
Torrie: no probs!
Rudy: CAN-DEE
Nichole: are yous like ****in' crazy im outa dis one
Chef: and then there was 2
Chef: House Guests ready? then begin!
Rudy shoves them all in his mouth.
Torrie: i bet i can swallow all eight hole!
( Torrie shoves them all down her throught, she falls down and is choking)
Ty: Shes not breathing!
Steph stomps on Torries stomach.
Steph: thats for the make over you crazy freak!
( Torrie coughs up the candies)
Nichole helps Torrie up
Torrie: come here you dumb prep!
Steph: EWWWWW! do not touch me! okay? just stay behind your bimbo eagle friend!
Torrie: what did you just say?!?!
(Torrie swings for a punch but hits nichole in the face)
Uma: really, again with the face punching?
Chris: welcome back to the deliberation room, deadly penguins, now lets just cut to the chace and give out the all important house keys! Penny, Kurt, Ugzferd, Greatchine, Jarmone, Shay, Ty, Torrie, and Brody, alright house guests thisis the final house key............................................ it goes to .........................................................................................................................................................Steph!
that means the man who never said a word is going home, john. See ya later Loser!
there you have it episode 3 of TDC who will be eliminated next and who will find hidden imunity? you decide please vote one member per team off, and vote for the character you would like to see find hidden imunity.
Friday, July 2, 2010
Wednesday, June 30, 2010
Total Drama Confinement Episode 2: Locked away part 2
Chris: Welcome Back 2 Total Drama Confinement! When we last left our 26 house guests where getting setteled in... however our house guests don't know that Chef will be staying with them to make sure the follow all the rules.
Chris and Chef laughing
Mara J: so girl what do you think our challange today is gonna be?
Nichole: i don't know but if it messes up my hair and nails, you don't even want to know what i'll do!
Natalie screams
Olive: Did you just touch me!
Natalie: I just tried to hug you, you look so fat and soft.
Olive: What did you just say to me!
Natalie: well at least i didn't call you trampy sperm whale like becky did. ( Natalie wimpers)
Olive: SHE SAID WHAT!?!??!?!!
Becky( confesional ): I haven't said one word sense i got here, and i was already punched in the clitoris., i pretty much sucks....
Ty: hey Greatchine, nice um.....ah.... butt?
Greathcine: uh?
Ty(confesional): i'm so stupid... nice butt? What was i thinking!
Chris(loudspeaker): can everyone please report to the backyard... or be disqualified ahha.
Ty: sweet a wrestling ring! i love wrestling! Whoo Hooo!
Chef: Hello house guests this is the battle royal challange, the first round will be the girls the second challange will be the boys. To win your round all members of your opposite team must have both of their feet hit the ground after they have been tossed over the top rope. Your team will get points at the end of the round based on how many people from your team are left in the ring. Alright ladies, lets get started!
~ Lily and Hidi toss steph out, and then they get closelined out of the ring,
Natalie: Come on Olive move your ******* fat A$$!
~ Olive gives Natalie an Evil stair and picks her up with one hand and chucks her out of the ring, Becky and Mara J get eliminated, penny eliminates herself.
Penny(confesional): what? it was scary in there.
Uma: Nichole, DUCK!
~ torrie punched nichole in the faceand eliminated her
Nichole(confesional): that Frickin hurt!
~ shay, torrie, and greatchine try to eliminate Olive, but Olive eliminates torrie, Greatchine, and herself. Uma Picks shay up over her head and tosses her out of the ring.
Uma(connfesional): who would have thought i would have this much fun in canadia.
Chef: Thats one point for the eagles! and zero for the penguins!
~ The guys enter the ring, Ty takes a big breath, and then lets out a mega fart, that makes everyone leave the ring other then Ty.
Chef: so the score is now um.... 1:1 that means its time for a tie breaker, each team must choose someone from their team to prepresent that team in a arm wrestling match!
Jarmone: us penguins choose our beef head, Brenden
Connor: well our team choose the beeautiful, italian girl, Uma!
~ the Deadly Penguins team starts to laugh, Uma and brandon "Lock-Up" uma wins as soon as chef says go.
Uma: thats how you win immunity!
Brenden(confesional): (brenden is crying) *why*
Chef: well Uma, your team didn't win immunity.
Buckley: Look, we one 2 out of 3 rounds, how could we not have won immunity!
Chef: well you see this challange was for reward, your team gets food for the week, whiel i will be cookin up some nice hot slop for the other team, however 1 member of each team will be going home tonight!
Nichole is pouring drinks for her team and and she gets a ferm slap on the behind by jake, she slaps his face
Nichole: umm... Exccuse you ok, i only get with juiced up guidos with bullet proof hair, not scrony white meat like you! hey who took our drinks?!?!
Lily: Oh No! Nikki Duck!
Nichole gets punced in the face by Brenden.
Nichole (confessional): that hurt even frickin more! the only guido in the house and punshes me on the second dat how did he even get tino our side of the duplex!
Hidi: is she ok?
Buckley: not cool man not cool!
Chris (loudspeaker) can all house guests please come to the deliberation room.
Chris: welcome everyone to the deliberation room, also known as the kitchin, but whatever...now first of all, one of you has broken one very big rule, Brenden, how could you do that, you should be ashamed of your self!, i mean come on, breaking into your opponents side of the house, well there is only one thing i can say to that! YOU ARE DISQUALIFIED!
Brenden: but...but...but...
Chris: chef.
Chef drags Brenden away and puts a picture of him on the wall, and throuhg him out the door.
Chris: And for the rest of you if you do not recive a house key you wust hang your picture on the wall of shame, and leave through the door of dunces, and drive away in the limo of losers, also known as the lameosine! alright first i will give the house keys to the Deadly penguins, they go to: Shay, Penny, Kurt, Torrie, Jarmone, Ty, Steph, Brody, Ugzferd, Brody, John, all right this is the final deadly penguin house key, and it goes to.... Greatchine. That means good bye Nate
Nate: wow you voted me out i barley even talked to any of you! you guys have to be the stupidest team ever, you lost your biggest brawn, Brenden, because you thought it would be funny if he stole some food for, and you lost your biggest brain, aka me, by for some od reason voting me out! im out of here!
Chris: alrighty then, on to the screeching eagles, Mara J, Becky, Uma, Jake, Buckley, Lily, Hidi, Connor, Nichole, and leslie, alright Natalie, Olive, this is the final house key..........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
Natalie!
Natalie: Yes Thank you! thank you! thank you!
Chris: So do you have any final words olive?
Olive: I HATE YOU ALL!
Chris: well there you go, 3 house guests have all ready been eliminated! who will be next? you decide! vote for the people you would like to go home, please vote out one person on each team. thank you and until next time Chris out!
Chris and Chef laughing
Mara J: so girl what do you think our challange today is gonna be?
Nichole: i don't know but if it messes up my hair and nails, you don't even want to know what i'll do!
Natalie screams
Olive: Did you just touch me!
Natalie: I just tried to hug you, you look so fat and soft.
Olive: What did you just say to me!
Natalie: well at least i didn't call you trampy sperm whale like becky did. ( Natalie wimpers)
Olive: SHE SAID WHAT!?!??!?!!
Becky( confesional ): I haven't said one word sense i got here, and i was already punched in the clitoris., i pretty much sucks....
Ty: hey Greatchine, nice um.....ah.... butt?
Greathcine: uh?
Ty(confesional): i'm so stupid... nice butt? What was i thinking!
Chris(loudspeaker): can everyone please report to the backyard... or be disqualified ahha.
Ty: sweet a wrestling ring! i love wrestling! Whoo Hooo!
Chef: Hello house guests this is the battle royal challange, the first round will be the girls the second challange will be the boys. To win your round all members of your opposite team must have both of their feet hit the ground after they have been tossed over the top rope. Your team will get points at the end of the round based on how many people from your team are left in the ring. Alright ladies, lets get started!
~ Lily and Hidi toss steph out, and then they get closelined out of the ring,
Natalie: Come on Olive move your ******* fat A$$!
~ Olive gives Natalie an Evil stair and picks her up with one hand and chucks her out of the ring, Becky and Mara J get eliminated, penny eliminates herself.
Penny(confesional): what? it was scary in there.
Uma: Nichole, DUCK!
~ torrie punched nichole in the faceand eliminated her
Nichole(confesional): that Frickin hurt!
~ shay, torrie, and greatchine try to eliminate Olive, but Olive eliminates torrie, Greatchine, and herself. Uma Picks shay up over her head and tosses her out of the ring.
Uma(connfesional): who would have thought i would have this much fun in canadia.
Chef: Thats one point for the eagles! and zero for the penguins!
~ The guys enter the ring, Ty takes a big breath, and then lets out a mega fart, that makes everyone leave the ring other then Ty.
Chef: so the score is now um.... 1:1 that means its time for a tie breaker, each team must choose someone from their team to prepresent that team in a arm wrestling match!
Jarmone: us penguins choose our beef head, Brenden
Connor: well our team choose the beeautiful, italian girl, Uma!
~ the Deadly Penguins team starts to laugh, Uma and brandon "Lock-Up" uma wins as soon as chef says go.
Uma: thats how you win immunity!
Brenden(confesional): (brenden is crying) *why*
Chef: well Uma, your team didn't win immunity.
Buckley: Look, we one 2 out of 3 rounds, how could we not have won immunity!
Chef: well you see this challange was for reward, your team gets food for the week, whiel i will be cookin up some nice hot slop for the other team, however 1 member of each team will be going home tonight!
Nichole is pouring drinks for her team and and she gets a ferm slap on the behind by jake, she slaps his face
Nichole: umm... Exccuse you ok, i only get with juiced up guidos with bullet proof hair, not scrony white meat like you! hey who took our drinks?!?!
Lily: Oh No! Nikki Duck!
Nichole gets punced in the face by Brenden.
Nichole (confessional): that hurt even frickin more! the only guido in the house and punshes me on the second dat how did he even get tino our side of the duplex!
Hidi: is she ok?
Buckley: not cool man not cool!
Chris (loudspeaker) can all house guests please come to the deliberation room.
Chris: welcome everyone to the deliberation room, also known as the kitchin, but whatever...now first of all, one of you has broken one very big rule, Brenden, how could you do that, you should be ashamed of your self!, i mean come on, breaking into your opponents side of the house, well there is only one thing i can say to that! YOU ARE DISQUALIFIED!
Brenden: but...but...but...
Chris: chef.
Chef drags Brenden away and puts a picture of him on the wall, and throuhg him out the door.
Chris: And for the rest of you if you do not recive a house key you wust hang your picture on the wall of shame, and leave through the door of dunces, and drive away in the limo of losers, also known as the lameosine! alright first i will give the house keys to the Deadly penguins, they go to: Shay, Penny, Kurt, Torrie, Jarmone, Ty, Steph, Brody, Ugzferd, Brody, John, all right this is the final deadly penguin house key, and it goes to.... Greatchine. That means good bye Nate
Nate: wow you voted me out i barley even talked to any of you! you guys have to be the stupidest team ever, you lost your biggest brawn, Brenden, because you thought it would be funny if he stole some food for, and you lost your biggest brain, aka me, by for some od reason voting me out! im out of here!
Chris: alrighty then, on to the screeching eagles, Mara J, Becky, Uma, Jake, Buckley, Lily, Hidi, Connor, Nichole, and leslie, alright Natalie, Olive, this is the final house key..........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
Natalie!
Natalie: Yes Thank you! thank you! thank you!
Chris: So do you have any final words olive?
Olive: I HATE YOU ALL!
Chris: well there you go, 3 house guests have all ready been eliminated! who will be next? you decide! vote for the people you would like to go home, please vote out one person on each team. thank you and until next time Chris out!
Tuesday, June 29, 2010
Episode 2 comming soon
All right, episode #2 is almost ready to be typed and posted, dont worry all the episodes will be longer and much better then episode #1 :P
Monday, June 28, 2010
Total Drama Confinement Episode 1: Locked Away part 1
Hello, everyone its me your fabulous host Chris! ahha. this season we here at total drama where getting tierd of the same old faces so we rounded some new faces from right here in canada and a couple from around the world, ok well we kinda just snatched them from their home countries when we did the world tour season but hey, they deserve a shoot at the million too. this summer 26 new contestints will be locked up in this crummy old duplex. (limo drives up) Ahha. right on time! Lily: uhhh...where staing here?
Chris: yes! anit it a beauty!
Lily: sure...
(Lily confesional): umm, i feel bad for lieing the truth is i really don't like this house.
Buckley: um this doors locked chris.
Ty: So is the yellow one.
Chris: ya, both doors are locked, you can enter when you get your key, if you get yellow your a Screeching Eagle, if you get blue, your a deadly penguin. the yellow keys go to Mara J. , Becky, Uma, Lily, Hidi, Natalie, Olive, Nichole, Leslie, Rudy, Jake, Buckley, and Connor.
Chris: Wow nine girls on one team?
Leslie: No chris eight girls my name maybe leslie and i may be fabulous but i'm still not a girl!
Chris: Whatever! that means the deadly penguins are: Shay, Penny, Torrie, Greatchine, Steph, Ty my man, Kurt, Jarmone, Nate, Brenden, Brody, John, and.. um ugzferd is it?
Ugzferd: ughan jimone flipregx.
Chris:.... ya right.
Torrie: OH MY GOD! LIKE HOLEY CRAP! your hair is totally shaynaynaying right now...and like OMG your name is shay! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! thats so funny!
Lily: um.. so chris said for our challange we had to explaine our selves in the confessional, so there realy isn't much to me um.. i try to be nice...
Buckley: there ani't nothing wrong with me, if you want to vote someone out vote out that farmboy Rudy, i saw him starring at Lily's ..unmentionables, and shes a lady, you don't do that to a lady!
Rudy: PO-TA-TOOS
Nichole: There best be some pickles iz can suck the juice out of up in here!
Penny: I Love chess!
Ty: well, uhg every one i meet says im awesome!
Ugzferd: gurgel miz jazz mufa fvsa!
Chris: well not everyone has completed the challange, but ah.. i want each of you viewers to vote out one member of each, team.. if you want to know something about all of our contestints check out the cast pick, until next time chris OUT!
Chris: yes! anit it a beauty!
Lily: sure...
(Lily confesional): umm, i feel bad for lieing the truth is i really don't like this house.
Buckley: um this doors locked chris.
Ty: So is the yellow one.
Chris: ya, both doors are locked, you can enter when you get your key, if you get yellow your a Screeching Eagle, if you get blue, your a deadly penguin. the yellow keys go to Mara J. , Becky, Uma, Lily, Hidi, Natalie, Olive, Nichole, Leslie, Rudy, Jake, Buckley, and Connor.
Chris: Wow nine girls on one team?
Leslie: No chris eight girls my name maybe leslie and i may be fabulous but i'm still not a girl!
Chris: Whatever! that means the deadly penguins are: Shay, Penny, Torrie, Greatchine, Steph, Ty my man, Kurt, Jarmone, Nate, Brenden, Brody, John, and.. um ugzferd is it?
Ugzferd: ughan jimone flipregx.
Chris:.... ya right.
Torrie: OH MY GOD! LIKE HOLEY CRAP! your hair is totally shaynaynaying right now...and like OMG your name is shay! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! thats so funny!
Lily: um.. so chris said for our challange we had to explaine our selves in the confessional, so there realy isn't much to me um.. i try to be nice...
Buckley: there ani't nothing wrong with me, if you want to vote someone out vote out that farmboy Rudy, i saw him starring at Lily's ..unmentionables, and shes a lady, you don't do that to a lady!
Rudy: PO-TA-TOOS
Nichole: There best be some pickles iz can suck the juice out of up in here!
Penny: I Love chess!
Ty: well, uhg every one i meet says im awesome!
Ugzferd: gurgel miz jazz mufa fvsa!
Chris: well not everyone has completed the challange, but ah.. i want each of you viewers to vote out one member of each, team.. if you want to know something about all of our contestints check out the cast pick, until next time chris OUT!
WELCOME 2 TOTAL DRAMA INTERACTIVE
in this blog you will get to read up on our campers, challenges, and episodes, you will then have the power to decide who goes home more blogs soon including our 1st episode!
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